I don't know why but this episode inspires me a lot
It's way more fun, I find...
Yeah I think
And we're back into it
Let's go!
It's not complicated to swing yourself, you push your body...
only with your own strength you can make it
It's a hint that...
Alfred knows how to kill
Could it be...
HIM?!
Me, I'm sure it's Bruce Wayne
His flat, I'm sorry, it's a super luxurious flat
Maybe his wife pays for it
What does his wife do for a living?
dunno
Montoya becomes a Lieutenant after...?
Yeah I think...
*whispering* Gods, could Montoya be killed...
Montoya is one of the worst...
BITCH
of all the Batman story
never read a single comics where she is not a pain in the ass
She feels danger coming!
THE MAYOR! Mayor! Mayor! Mayor!
NIXON!!
MAYOR! MAYOR! MAYOR!
DADDY?!
He's gonna work for the Maronis
He's gonna work for the guy of the other side!
Yeah, but they showed her as a tough one!
Ok, she's just making him two spindash
Aah, I'm gonna shot you
NOT LIKE THIS! NOT LIKE THIS!
Here, just like that...
And yes, couches make things bounce a lot...
I learnt that to my own sorrow
"I don't hit a lady"
"But you're not a lady"
There, for this... I approve...
And it didn't work...
Who's she?! Lazlo's girlfriend?
You see?! That was the woman's flat and Renee was with her!
You can see Renee wants to jump on her
But you're impossible as a girl
She's trying to break their couple to go with Barbara
Damn... I understood all that in what... Two scenes?
Three sentences
Yeah
They're really far fetched at Dc Comics
to force a lesbian couple into the story
It has absolutely no use!
What was that?! One was drugged addict the other alcoholic?! Isn't it a bit too much?
No, I'm going to throw you out of the window at some point
Montoya! Montoya! You... you...
No, the lesbian couple technic, I think it's the straw that makes me explode
It's... no!
When I... when I...
*muffled scream*
When I made the jape about whether or not they slept together...
THAT WAS A JOKE!
You didn't have to take me seriously, Dc Comics...
Could be worse...
Picture if they wanted to put Batwoman and Renee Montoya
Don't care...
At that point I don't care anymore
Or on the wing of a plane
They explode when they reach a certain height
Of course!
Really it's...
Ah! The dog's gonna get it!
No, the old lady!
There's two dead now...
how do you blame... can you blame a body for murder?!
TA TA TA TAAA
or break the peg...
no because that's the kind of things that grips itself really quick and really easy so...
it's really the kind of plan that fails...
How did he manage to get trapped, him?!
No, no, no! You don't fly FASTER when you ADD WEIGHT!!
Physics...
But shoot NOW!
No, because they're going to fall at I don't know meters of height!
The more he waits, the worse it'll be
No arms left...
He got a Tywin Lannister side Falcone...
That's why I find him really better made than in Dark Knight...
Can you build a Batcave?
Ah, but here it's the beginning of the "no killing"...
Yes it's the beginning of the "no killing"
And there, for once... since the beginning of the episode or so...
Alfred acts like Alfred
Maybe he became Alfred after some time
He stopped yelling at him, he stopped insulting him, he stopped beating him...
"My God, he is EATING!"
"He's getting STRONGER!!"
He's levelling up!
"Level up!"
aaaw, they're cute...
Montoya won't like this!
Montoya nobody likes her, so that makes it even...
Really, she's a troublemaker... at such a level...
Montoya...
Montoya as a lesbian, I don't care...
Yeah, no on the contrary, I find it rather nice
Montoya being a lesbian with Gordon's wife!
NO!
No, that's still okay... But being a pain in the ass to get her back... That, no.
Arr, the bullet in the belly...
No, that's all right...
I feared it...
I believed something like the Killing Joke...
"Remember me?"
Why you got a tuxedo?
That way, Barbara will see that Oswald Cobblepott
wasn't killed by her husband, because he's NOT DEAD!
THE REVIEW PART!
Balloonman, so that was the name of the episode
and it was a very good episode
Yeah, honestly there is more to say about it than episode 2
and one...
too...
true
so...
I snapped a lot at the first two episodes and here curiously I have very little to say...
Well the laws of physics got
a huge cucumber in the ass
but apart from that... apart from that, yes...
There's still two or three things who are not good
But we're going to talk about them later...
First we'll talk of the Good Things
So good things : well the Penguin is still really well written
Honestly, each time he's on the screen it's fun, we like it, it moves forward
Penguin is really well written as a villain
really as he should be written
it's really swell
really well done
The story doesn't wander into villains fantasies where we don't undestand...
the involvements, the comings and goings...
Yeah, here that was simple... He helped the children to...
That we learn at the end...
He created something for the children and stuff... but yeah clearly it's striking on corrupt people
Yeah it's a guy aiming for corrupt people
Their thing with the Dollmaker last episode, we still don't know what's it's about...
It's going to be a big reveal...
Yeah I know that
Yeah, yeah...
Here, we understand, it's well introduced, it's well done...
Bruce Wayne and Alfred, at last, I enjoyed their scene!
Just the fencing scene... Well the fencing scene in itself wasn't bad, it's just that...
she falls with such a brutality that you...
That it pulls you out of the episode...
such a brutality like a real stick blow in your face...
That's right!
But...
The scene in itself isn't bad
and the second scene where we see them where Alfred is a minimum fatherly with
with Bruce Wayne, since the beginning of the show, I was waiting for it...
and at last I have it, and it feels really good...
Yeah, there's Selina Kyle
You made me laugh so hard with the
"no she won't get away" and the next second... she begins to escape
No, that wasn't... that wasn't...
"no she won't escape"
What I was saying it that it wouldn't be logical that she escapes through the cuffs
It wouldn't be respecting the logic of Catwoman, of Selina Kyle at 13...
Because at that age, she never got caught...
She starts to know how to use cuffs...
I don't know... at 15, 16... At 13 she still doesn't know how to do it!
Simply because she spends her time with kids on the streets!
When would kids cuffs themselves to the heater?
Well I know one or two things they could do with cuffs...
Yeah by the way, now that you make me think about it... The fact she uses the pen...
of Bullock, because now I remember the guy's name, it's Bullock...
The fact does she uses Bullock's pen to escape from the cuffs
That would mean she anticipated the fact that Gordon
would cuff her and so she...
and that doesn't make sense because she didn't seem to anticipate it when he cuffed her
That's right... Could also be lucky coincidence...
Could be lucky coincidence... But lucky coincidence doesn't exists in movies.
true.
Apart from that...
So, now I think we can start with the Bullshit Points
Because we started talking about the bullshit
So bullshit point number one of this episode is :
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW PHYSICS WORK!
No because a balloon of that size doesn't take a man in the sky
No...
Even for a weather balloon
Because a human... Just to remind you the weight of a normal human being
Because we won't take me as a normal human being in weight
A normal human being weights between 70 and 80 kg
Rather a normal man
Yeah but here...
There was only males...
He killed only men
But yeah it's between 70 and 80 kg
A weather balloon... It cannot lift 70 or 80 kg
not counting clothes
It adds one or two kg... And he attacks them outside so... wait.
Between the priest gown and the other one with his big coat
and the gun...
He got his gun the cop...
And the cop with his gun, yeah...
The gun in itself adds one or two kg...
That's right. We can say between 2 and 5 kg per person
so that makes weights that cannot be lifted as easily as that by those kinds of balloons...
just a detail, but fucking stop taking Gordon
and Bullock for stupid people or us for stupid people
Because honestly
Everybody knows that balloons that fly away will explode at some point!
Yeah... Everybody knows that weather balloons
Even the guy they were interrogating looked at them like two big jerks
"But... Don't you know that 2+2 makes 4?"
Episode 2, we had the thing with the plate and the fork that was a trident!
And there those guys don't even know how weather balloons work !
Seriously?! Where did you make your studies!
I'm going to come back to this just 5 seconds... but...
Renee Montoya as a lesbian with Barbara Gordon!
That, I can still say why not...
NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
I mean, it adds nothing to the story that Montoya banged Barbara except disgusting fanfictions!!
IT HAS NO USE! NONE!
She could've well been friends...
Childhood friends!
The only lesbian relation that is canon in the Batman Universe is the one between Maggie Sawyer and Batwoman
Of whom I don't remember the name... At least the civil one.
And so... what?
Batwoman works fine
Yeah, and Batwoman...
And this relationship is one of the best of the comics, to put it simply...
I'm coming back once again to Renee Montoya and Barbara Gordon
Because I want to insist on something!
It's not because it's a homosexual relationship that it bothers me
No, of course not!
That, I don't care about that...
We even joked about it at first
otherwise I'd have yelled a million times over on Game of Thrones
and it never bothered me...
What pisses me off...
it's that it has no use and it's hammered into the story
that's true that it's forced into it like
"Do you see they are lesbians?"
What I mean is! Ourselves... I emitted the theory that they were lesbians
during the first episode, at their first encounter
still more like a joke
YEAH! After that we laughed about it!
For us, it was a joke...
I emitted this theory because I saw a tension between the two
but a tension like...
we know each other... but...
Yeah, we know each other but I don't like to see you coming into my life unwanted
Something that happens often when a characters see his ex
so that was why I joked about it
but for the thing to be hammered that way like a nail
it's maybe a bit too much
Anyway
Thank you for not making a Killing Joke here because Barbara Gordon... The daughter doesn't exists
I'm sure they gonna come up with something... I'd rather not think about it...
What? Bruce Wayne and Gordon's wife... Even creepier
Gods...
No, hey! we're saying this as a joke but this time DON'T DO IT THIS TIME PLEASE!!
Anyway... We kinda got carried away. So we'll end it there
Yeah we got carried away a lot but we already have
I think a big video just talking about the animes
so you gave us an idea!
Thanks guys!
So we meet again next week
for episode 4 that I didn't look into...
"Balloongirl"!
Because anyway... Doesn't serve any purpose that I search the names because I can't remember them the following week...
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Me neither
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