Good morning everybody. Today I'm gonna be talking about public transportation
But mainly the 6 things I really don't appriciate
in public transportation
So 1st, there are some people,
you probable already had this experience, who love to
Stare at you, when you're in the Subway
in the train, the bus or where ever
So you're sitting in front of someone and this person is like that
So of course when I see someone staring at me like that
I'm usually like...
Because, I mean
I don't really get it
So then what I normally do
Because this kind of situation pisses me of, a lot!
I mean why are you looking at me You don't have the right to stare at me
if I'm not willing!
So what I usually do, is that I leave them 3 chances
I look
First look means, I have identified you
you better stop that real soon
because this situation is really awkward. Second look
This one means : I want to check if you understood the first look
If it still goes on, I found a way to solve that problem
So that's what I mainly do
And that always works
I have to admit, after it, I always feel like
So who won B****
So second thing that I really don't like in Subways, busses...etc
You know, you always got those rods to hold yourself and
not fall and die
There are people who tend to,
So all this beautiful rod is empty, your hand is here
that person chose to put his hand here
so of course I look at that person
to see what's the intention of that move
at least if I see something like...
Ok, then I get it and I find my way out of that situation
But the problem is that usually
those people don't give a damn about you
They just want a manual contact
without specially wanting to go further
So what I usually do is
I move my hand away, like if nothing happend
but check this,
this dude
put his hand back
I mean, I say "this dude" but it can also be a girl,
no judgment here
So what I do in that case is
I sacrifice myself...
Even if
I mean, we don't know eachother
Don't touch me!
This is my body and my property, I am not willing to share that with you
You know, when you get in a super crowded subway or bus
so you got a find a small spot
one square millimetre to park your body
So some people, usually the ones
that get in last minute, choose
that the best place to stand is exactly
right here
Right here!
there is a direct eye contact
so I end up like that
this is super awkward
We don't know eachother
There is a safety distance you gotta respect
It's in the ''humanism code''
He actually had the choice to give me his profile,
His back.... but no
those people have a confidence
excessive, which give them the power to have no struggle
being that close to you
even looks you in the eye
You also have the ''selfish'' category
so there is one rod in that space
and this person decides that this rode which has been made
to be manualy grabed
becomes
their property
they even stand like that
even if there's a hand there
they don't give a damn
they would break your fingers just to have
100% of stability
While you're risking your life beside them
It's not your mom's rod
also not your mom's subway
So the rest of us find ourselves like that
While you're there looking fine
other situation, you're holding the rob
and that person leans on your hand
so you try to play it tough and not let go
and you get out like that
there's also the ''shameless'' category
So those are usually the same ones
that stand right in front of your face, or here, here
but most important they need to have a panoramic view of your face
and those ones usually choose, either to be sick
or to have something stuck in their throat
but they cough
open mouth on every face
so you're here
they are here
Are even, the tall ones
no problem with tall people, I mean, it's even hot
so the talls ones
tend to sneeze without their hands
awesome! All the small people like me
find ourselves with your bacterias and boogers on our head
and last, this is something I hate but can't forbid people
But people please
don't eat your kebab in the subway
or the bus... or the train
or any close space without windows
because your force us all to smell your
Your shitty meat, onions
So we get in with nothing in our hand and go out smelling like kebab
I mean just wait a little and eat it outside
please
Really please
That's it for me
I hope you enjoyed this video
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Up, and not down if possible even tho I respect it
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Family, neighbours, pets...
EVERYBODY
And I hope this video makes you feel less lonely
when you have to face those situations
peace
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