(upbeat hip hop music)
- [Jeff] Alright, so what we gonna do is
we gonna shift gears a little bit.
- Okay.
- We're gonna play a game called On My Momma.
- On My Momma?
- So, the rule is, we're gonna take something
out of the bowl, we're gonna read it.
If it's true, take a drink.
- Okay.
Make sense.
- [Jeff] So, check this out. I'm a go first.
- Kick it off.
- Never have I slept with a groupie.
- Salud. - [Slink] This is crazy.
- Is there something in my drink?
- [Kosine] Tank thinking about it.
- [Jeff] I mean, Slink ain't have nothing to think about.
Look at him.
(group laughs)
- [Jeff] Fab trying to drink that shit on the low.
(laughs loudly)
- [Tank] Pull the paper man.
- Alright, look.
On my momma, never have I ever pretended to put
money in the collection plate.
- [Kosine] Oh, that's dirty.
- [Tank] I didn't have nothing, man. And I was working--
- [Kosine] Tank!
- I was the-- - [Kosine] Tank!
- I was the minister in music
- What I look like not putting nothing in the plate?
- [Fabulous] So you faked like you did?
- [Jeff] You lied? - [Kosine] In church?
- I just passed it and dipped my hand, like,
(Slink laughs)
- [Tank] To say, I was just saying that if I
had something, this is what I would be doing.
- [Kosine] Wow! As the minister of music?
- [Tank] I didn't take nothing out!
- Eh, look Tank.
The Lord says come as you are.
Look, I'm broke as fuck and He knew that,
so aint no pretending with me.
- [Kosine] Slink, this is crazy!
- [Jeff] How the fuck are you a
lying-ass minister of music, man?
- I wasn't lying.
- [Fabolous] I like to take from the bottom.
- [Jeff] There it is.
- Bring it to the top.
On my momma, never have I sat down
raw dog on a public toilet seat.
(laughs hysterically)
- [Kosine] How you put (laughs)--
- [Fabolous] It's something in my drink again, man.'
- Took all my clothes off.
(group laughs hysterically)
- [Fabolous] What is this in my drink?
- [Kosine] You put your bare ass on the seat!
- [ Jeff] Come on, Fab. Last one.
- Last one.
On my momma, never have I ever lied
about my whereabouts to a significant other.
(group groans)
- {Fabolous] I'm about to just drink this whole--
[group laughs]
(upbeat hip hop music)
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