Chủ Nhật, 4 tháng 2, 2018

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(upbeat hip hop music)

- [Jeff] Alright, so what we gonna do is

we gonna shift gears a little bit.

- Okay.

- We're gonna play a game called On My Momma.

- On My Momma?

- So, the rule is, we're gonna take something

out of the bowl, we're gonna read it.

If it's true, take a drink.

- Okay.

Make sense.

- [Jeff] So, check this out. I'm a go first.

- Kick it off.

- Never have I slept with a groupie.

- Salud. - [Slink] This is crazy.

- Is there something in my drink?

- [Kosine] Tank thinking about it.

- [Jeff] I mean, Slink ain't have nothing to think about.

Look at him.

(group laughs)

- [Jeff] Fab trying to drink that shit on the low.

(laughs loudly)

- [Tank] Pull the paper man.

- Alright, look.

On my momma, never have I ever pretended to put

money in the collection plate.

- [Kosine] Oh, that's dirty.

- [Tank] I didn't have nothing, man. And I was working--

- [Kosine] Tank!

- I was the-- - [Kosine] Tank!

- I was the minister in music

- What I look like not putting nothing in the plate?

- [Fabulous] So you faked like you did?

- [Jeff] You lied? - [Kosine] In church?

- I just passed it and dipped my hand, like,

(Slink laughs)

- [Tank] To say, I was just saying that if I

had something, this is what I would be doing.

- [Kosine] Wow! As the minister of music?

- [Tank] I didn't take nothing out!

- Eh, look Tank.

The Lord says come as you are.

Look, I'm broke as fuck and He knew that,

so aint no pretending with me.

- [Kosine] Slink, this is crazy!

- [Jeff] How the fuck are you a

lying-ass minister of music, man?

- I wasn't lying.

- [Fabolous] I like to take from the bottom.

- [Jeff] There it is.

- Bring it to the top.

On my momma, never have I sat down

raw dog on a public toilet seat.

(laughs hysterically)

- [Kosine] How you put (laughs)--

- [Fabolous] It's something in my drink again, man.'

- Took all my clothes off.

(group laughs hysterically)

- [Fabolous] What is this in my drink?

- [Kosine] You put your bare ass on the seat!

- [ Jeff] Come on, Fab. Last one.

- Last one.

On my momma, never have I ever lied

about my whereabouts to a significant other.

(group groans)

- {Fabolous] I'm about to just drink this whole--

[group laughs]

(upbeat hip hop music)

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