Hello Dan and Phil Games (D: BEEEP BEEP)
Maps and (D: B*tches! Joking) welcome to
our tour bus where we're gonna be doing some tour bus gaming (D:) Dan and Phil games on the road. (P:) Yeah, (D:) that is right.
Thankfully the bus isn't moving
Otherwise, this would be a whole different ballgame. (D:It would be 10 minutes of Phil throwing up.) Or a bus game.
That would get demonetized. (D: Which some of you are probably into.) Noo!
(D: But I'm not.) Don't say that! (disgusted noise) (D: So thankfully it's parked.)
Yeah, so we are currently on a tour of the USA (america music)
Look (D: Oh my god!) how appropriate this t shirt is.
(D: Right firstly did you buy that t-shirt specifically for this?) Yeah!
At first I thought we could do this video by coloring me in but I like the t-shirt too much (D: I'm wearing the pinnacle of fashion Kennedy
Space Center) Nice (D: woman's 90 size 14 thank you very much) I love it!
So if you want to come see us on tour, we're currently doing things like this
(dramatic music plays, crowd cheering) So what are we doing here Dan? (D: Giving the people what they want Phil!)
(slightly upbeat fast music plays) (Dan and Phil yelling)
(D:We have a little game showing just who people really are.)
(P: Dan hits the dance floor in his slothbear fursuit.)
(D: In my what?!)
(D: We appreciate that what we have right now what's going on in this room, this is the special time in mine and Phil's life) (airhorn)
(D: Wow.) Yeah that was well edited
and we've already done over half of the US (D: I don't know how time is flying by so fast) where's it going--
(D: but if you're in America you haven't seen us yet QUICKLY) You still have chance! (D: QUICK!)
We're going to Minneapolis, Milwaukee, Cincinnati, St Louis, Cleveland, Columbus
(D: Louis--) P: Loui(e)ville, (D: Louisville)
Nashville (trying not to laugh) (D: Nasha-valee) Atlanta, Phoenix
San Diego and Seattle and then Vancouver in (in an accent) Canada (D: LA, and Seattle)
D: and then it's over
We're all friends here and (D: Time is dying.) (Phil laughs) What's happening?
So if you wanna come see us down at danandphiltour.com
but very relevant
D: Today we are actually putting our knowledge of this land to the test
Yes (D: which is maybe a bad idea because we'll do really badly) probably terrible (and just insult all the places we're gonna go)
(D: We are playing the 50 states quiz.) I saw jacksepticeye do this and I thought you know what?
This is very relevant (D: you know what I want to offend my core
(Phil laughs adorably)
geographic demographic, let's go) but not only that we're going to be doing it as a
(dan vs. phil noises)
(D: Yep) try and guess where the states are on the map of the USA. (D: Okay.) Yeah, and then if we win
(Phil starts laughing again) W-we win
if we lose, we lose (Phil starts laughing more)
Why are you looking at me like that?
D: Because I'm just like try-- you like explaining how this Dan vs Phil is gonna work (P: That's what we're doing!)
D: Really astounds me every time I'm just going with the flow man (P: we'll just play the game)
Playing first one to five by the way. (D: That's the mechanic apparently. Okay. Sure.)
(D: Let's do--) You can go first
D: You said I can go first because you don't know where Arkansas is
At least you know it's ar-kan-saw
I thought it was ar-kansas for like the re- the most of my life. The most of my life???
D: Okay Phil I will reset it
(P: Yeah) but this time whatever it is, no arguing about who goes first you go first, okay (P: Okay, fine)
Nebraska (P: Neb- I don't know where Nebraska is!) where on the map is Nebraska
P: it begins with an N. So I'm feeling like it's North
P: (american accent) Nebraska! Oh No, maybe it's a Nebraska. (D: Just make your damn decision child) I'm from Nebraska.
P: I think it might be this one (D: Ooh, okay) No-- maybe--I
(D: That's so square) That's Ohio (D: why are they all so square in the middle that is so
square oh my god.) Sweet Nebraska
P: this one (D: go) Ohhh!(D: wa waaah)
P: I was close! (D: waah) It's one in the middle! (D: wa wa wawawawa waaaa)
P: Right Dan D: wa wah waaahhh
P: Oh my god! (D: ohhh- ah wait wait wait, ohh
D: One to Dan! (P: Are you kidding!?) One to Dan! (P: That's the only one you know!)
Oh I've been there 6 times gluh gluh(P: do a Florida accent)
pff what is a Florida accent?
You got it, right you need to say it
hraaa ha ha ha ((what the hell dan)) (P laughing: oh is that- is that an alligator?) D: yep
Connet- (D: We have been to Connecticut Phil) We've been here right, (D: so don't get this wrong) we've been on this side of the earth
Yes, we have (P: Connect-ticut) With that sneaky C
Oh my god, where is it? (D: Phil) oh my gosh (D: We were there last week) we were there so (D: Are you serious?) it needs to be around here? (D: Yeah)
It does (laughing) (P: oh my gosh! shut up!)
(dan continues being adorable, laughing softly) I love this! (P: I think-) This is a great idea! (P: I think-) Thank you for suggesting this Phil
I think that's South Carolina, that's North Carolina. I think it might be this one, (D: okay)
(beep beep) D: Ohhhh (P: No! *hitting table*) Nope it's in the New England zone (P: it's such a lil tiny as well!) How could you forget.
P: ho- we're never gonna get to five! (D: that's where everyone abandoned our home country to go land and-) Oh they did!
make all the new good places (P: New Britain) Portland, is in Oregon (P: if you get this right, I'm gonna throw the bus on the floor) which must be
beneath (P: christ)
Washington (P: no) cuz that's next to Vancouver, (P: noo) and above California (P: NOOO) YES. Yes! Yes! Yes!
D: unhhh P: I can't believe this
You only need to get three more
(singing) dan, master of geographyyy
Been there come on Phil (P: New Jersey) We've been to New Jersey, come on, (P: okay)
(P: Well-) This is so offensive, (P: you know where it is!?) New Jersey created so much important global culture. (P: What like) like the Jersey Shore (soft laughing)
(incomprehensible jersey accents)
D: which is (P: Jersey Shore-) to everyone in Jersey Shore (P: so that means it's got a shore
You gave me a clue, I think it might be this one
D: go on
(beep beep)
D: AHHHH (P: NOOO *hitting table*) AHAHAHAA
P: I'm gonna throw myself away (D: I am lmao-ing-) oh my gosh (D: right now) I'm livid
D: Pennsylvania, ok we have been to Pennsylvania (P: If you get this, I'm gonna Pennsyl your vania... that sounded weird) what is wrong with you? (P: *noises of regret*)
okay, It's next to
New York, right (P: we've been to Pennsylvania) I feel- (P: We've been to Reading, Pennsylvania) I feel like it's either here or here
P: Please get it wrong? (D: I'm gonna say it's there.) Noooo (D:NOOO) oh so close
D: oh close (P: but no cigar) I mean- (P: alright give me an easy one) you knew that i was in the zone
P: I know where to look (D: I love you Pennsylvania)
P: New Mexico
D: I'm not gonna say anything that could help you. I'm not gonna say anything that could possibly help (P: I think it might be near Mexico)
D: Okay, that's an interesting guess Phil. (P: I'm gonna sa-) but is it that one?
P: Mexico is here. (D: or the one next to it?) EEE (D: Oh Phil) wait- (D: c'mon)
Maybe that's Nevada. I think is this one? Yes, New Mexico. (D immitating P: oh I'm phu-) I want to go (D: oh i'm phu-) on a date with you.
D: oh I'm phil and I'm good at guessing shit (P:because, you're the best)
D: Do your best Nevada accent (P: Nevada?!) like a (cute nerdy alien noises)
P: Oh is that an alien (D: thank you. I'll be on the bus for the next two weeksss)
P: One point to Phillyy
D: South Carolina, Boom (beep beep)
F*CK, F*CK
That was North Carolina, why is the line so straight it looks like you've divided something in half.
P: Maine (D: We're going to Maine)
P: Come on. Be my main man... Maine!
D: You're the main source of pain in my life (P: Maine Maine Maine ma-Maine ma-Maine Maine)
D: The pain of dain falls mainly from the phain
P: Maine! YES! It's like (D: luckyy) norther- it's norther than Canada in some places (D: I love being nOrTHeR-) yeh (D: than Canada)
P: Oh, go home (D: OHOUHOUHOUHO)
D; I think it's- ohmygodInearlyclickedthewrongthing. It's Texas! (P: ohha, Do a Texas accent?)
(in a terrible texan accent) Howdy y'all, Dan(dad?) is- oh my god, right no(P: *giggling*) no- oh f*ck oh no
(P: no you did it *giggling*) D: That was it, I had one shot and I porked it. I porked it in a big way,
I barbecued that (P: you barbecued that pork. *with awful accent* Welcome to Texas.) That's-
P: Population dan is not on fire (D: thankfully-) I turned into a bit of a robot in the end then, didn't I *giggles*
D: We have left Texas (P: We have-round me up a cow)
P: Ohio (D: Phil,)
P: Ohi-yes, (D: we're going there.) Oh, I know we're going to Cincinnati. (D: This video is gonna be uploaded before we go) oh my gosh (D: to Cincinnati)
P: Right, imagine the tour bus, (D: And if I don't get this right everyone will refund their tickets, right) I think it's-I think it's this
No! it's a similar shape. They could go inside each other (D: *weakly* I'm sorry on behalf of him)
D: Massachu- what the hell is that? And how do you spell it! (P: Matt?) It's where (P: Massa-chu-it's) Boston is, (P:yeah) right?
P: We've been to Boston (D: which means it's near New York) Dan had a famous pizza.
D: Is it that? NOOOO
chr-Wow
That is north. Stop being so North you weirdos. (P: Rhode Island. This is- I know- I know this one! We went here
This is the smallest one because I had it next to my nipple and we did the Instagram story
So Phil's nipple on the map, Is this little dude!
D: luck. (P: yee!) lucked out (P: hey we're level-pegging now!
P: ooh (D: oh- well I) oh my god! (know where that was!)
D: ohh Process of PHILimination
P: stay away from me! (D:Cuz you're gonna get eliminated,
By the process (P: well, watch out for this) One left for me. (P: one-two left for me)
So I need to get this one right? Give me an easy one
Georgia, oh! (D: we are going to Atlanta,) We are (D: very soon) Georgia I know is in the deep south (D: so you can't get this wrong
Otherwise everyone coming to Atlanta will refund their tickets
P: I know that- I think we drove there from Florida, (D: It's where queer eye is filmed) it's either this one or this one, this one!
P: it's neither of them!
oh i'm so annoyed! that one could have been my key to the city! (D: If you get-) What's that one then? New Georgia?
D: trapped in The Walking Dead universe
Rick is not gonna save ya now. (P: Rick more like, dick!)
*dan look of disappointment* P: right. *giggling
D: Arizona (P: Dan this is your last one) Arizona iced tea
*inexplicable video clip*
D: This- (P: I'm stressed, I'm gonna claw my eyes out) there.
P: Nooo (D: NOO-NOOOO dammit! That's the first thing I said it was!
P: Okay, Philly (D: crapola) I've gotta get two, right. *singing* Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut- is in the middle
Obviously, right in the middle, okay. (D: go- ooh, it was RIGHT in the middle because it was on the right-)
P: I'll right your middle (D: which is not where you clicked.- New Hampshire-) that's not even- (sounds like a bunch of people that wanted to come and change
You know, England- there.
(P: ohoh!) D: Are you stroking my yoke?! (P: that's so close) What the hell is going on?- 7/11 ya hit the spot (P:*singing* West Virginiaa)
No take me home
Take me home! I'm trying to think- it's on the ma-ap!
D: You just poured tar all over the lovely country roads (P: *still singing* next to Utah) and destroyed it
P: Oh god- this! no! goddammit. You're a Vermont-ster! (D: I think, this is another weird one)
(P: Which one did you just get-) D: Process of elimination, I just got the other one wrong (P: yep) I'm gonna say it's that. (P: NOOO. Oh my god)
(someone stop dan omg dan it has gone too far please stop this has been a psa)
P: *giggling* What does that mean? (D: oh) Oh my gosh (D: oh)
P: You are the king of America, (D: space! the final frontier) you're gonna get this demonetised
D: You want it to get demonetised? (P: what are you do-*giggling* ohoohoho- I'm gonna get the point if you throw bananas at me) Such a poor loser
P: Come back or everyone'll be commenting like 'Dan's such a - (D: sore winner??) sore winner (D: aww)
Handle the bants people, (P: handle the bants) handle the bants. (P: Come back. Dan, well done,
You know, (D: thank you) America more than me. If you wanna come see us at any of these places-
D: Are you seriously implying that in the few weeks that we have left on this American tour?
what like two? and a bit? (P: yeh) anyone in any of those places is gonna want to come see us after that video?? (P: After that
Probably not. (D: America, formal apology from Dan and Phil,) Sorry (D: in two weeks,
we'll be leaving (P: but danandphiltour.com) bye (P: if you wanna come see us. Maybe we could do this again for like Australia or Asia)
D: I don't th-well if you can't find Hong Kong Singapore or Mumbai or Manila on a map (*phil giggling*)
I think you should just cancel your plane tickets. (P: Maybe I should.) there we go. I hope you enjoyed that
Very intense geography clash. (P: Yeah) with Dan and Phil on
their mobile gaming channel room, (P: yes,) But when we get back from this tour, you have to remind us, for me to put the sticker on the board! (P: No we don't!)
because Phil is the- (P: just forget! yeah)
is the kind of person that would just like let it slip by. (P: Oooh just fading
away.) D: I need that American flag, thank you. (P: fade away)
P: So if you wanna come see us on tour, click the tour tickets button (D: Click that!)
P: Our channels are there (D: click the channels) Last video's over there!
D: watch the other videos!
P: We're actually gonna go do a show now. So good (D: gonna have a big Chicago pizza.)*both* Byeee!
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