News on Youtube Oct 28 2017

(The Patrick Star Show! intro)

Patrick - So, why are we going this far out for a video game system?

Kris - Because, Bikini Bottom sucks so bad they don't have the console in stock.

Doug - How many more miles, 'til we get there?

Kris - About 50 more...

UGH!

Joe - Can't we just stop this trip til tomorrow. I mean it's 10 o'clock p.m.

(Mumbling)

Kris - Fine! We'll stop at a hotel.

Doug look up the nearest hotel.

Doug - The hotel should be right about here.

Kris - Are you sure this is the place?

Doug - According to my phone, Yes.

Patrick - Welp, let's go inside!

(Bell rings)

Patrick - Wow, this is really fun!

Worker - What'cha here for?

Kris - Um...we're here for a room.

Worker - Sorry, we have no rooms left.

All four - REALLY!

Doug - *sigh* Let's go.

Guy - AHH!

Get out of here before they get you!

RUN! *more screaming*

Patrick - Hey, I guess we have a room now!

Joe - Well, this is an old room...

Patrick - Um...guys?

The crew - YEAH?

Patrick - I swear to Neptune this painting is looking at me!

Doug - Patrick, it's probably your mind playing tricks on you.

Patrick - I PROMISE YOU!

Doug - You're just tired! Let's get some sleep!

*Footsteps*

Joe - Guys?

Kris - What is it Joe?

Joe - I just heard cracking right beside my bed.

Kris - Can we talk about this tomorrow?

Joe - I might be dead tomorrow if there's a ghost!

Kris...

KRIS!!!!

*sounds of Kris' sleeping*

Joe - Fine, I'll have to prove it myself!

*Sounds of Joe*

Patrick - *yawns* I'm hungry...

*PATRICK SCREAMS!*

Kris - What's wrong Patrick?

Patrick - the...the...the...the...NOTE!

Joe - HA! Told you!

Doug - What does this note even mean?

Kris - I don't know, and I don't care!

...we gotta' leave right now if we want that system!

Um...do you guys know where the key is?

NO!

Patrick - *gasp* The ghost stole the key!

*panic*

Kris - Wait guys, look!!

Patrick - SO what! There's just a person walking mysteriously across the hall...OH!

Doug - LOOK!

Joe - Wait! He's leading us out the door!

Doug - Oh, and there's also a note...

Patrick - Well I guess we should listen to the ghost!

Joe - That was anti-climatic...

Doug - Oh well, let's get out of this shi.....

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