-The Fyre Festival. -(laughter)
It's the greatest music concert that never happened.
You've probably watched the documentaries
on Hulu or Netflix that show
how this whole thing was the biggest scam
from start to finish,
and if you haven't watched them, please go and watch them.
Like, I'm begging you. You have to watch these.
I'll... Like, I'll do anything to get...
I'll suck your (bleep).
(laughter)
Go and watch them.
Anyway, because many...
because many supermodels convinced people
to pay for the festival by saying they would be there,
many are now asking
if those models should also be held legally responsible.
WOMAN: CBS News.com reports Kendall Jenner
and other top models can be subpoenaed
after the fiasco over the Fyre Festival.
Several celebrities, including Hailey Bieber
and Bella Hadid were paid
to appear in the promotional video for the 2017
music festivities in the Bahamas,
but the event was cancelled at the last moment,
stranding hundreds of people.
Well, this week, a judge signed off on subpoenas submitted
by the trustee overseeing the festival's bankruptcy.
The models could be forced to turn over the money they made.
Okay, now, look, I get why people are pissed,
but I don't know if you can go after the models
because some con artists hired them to make an ad
for a festival that didn't happen, right?
The only thing the models might be guilty of is being super hot,
all right, and even then, I don't know.
Like, I'm gonna need to see a lot more evidence.
I don't know. I'm... I'm an impartial guy.
That's all I'm saying.
The truth... the truth is, making something look better
in an ad than it is in real life is-is just advertising.
It's, like, ads for Spirit Airlines show planes
not falling apart in the sky, but no one sues them.
Spirit airlines-- we're the Fyre Festival of the sky.
(laughter)
Speaking of viral scams-- the anti-vaccine movement.
Over the past 20 years, there's been a growing number of people
who believe that kids shouldn't get vaccinated,
because the vaccines are more dangerous
than the diseases that they prevent.
And clearly, the diseases heard that,
and they were like, "Oh, it's on."
Now the new fears about the growing measles outbreak.
A state of emergency has been declared in Washington state
as the number of confirmed cases climbs to 35.
MAN: The measles is spectacularly contagious.
One thing that's important,
if you do think you have the measles,
do not go to the emergency room.
You could infect others.
Just call your doctor first.
And when you call your doctor, your doctor's gonna be like,
"Oh, now you want my advice?
"Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha. No, no, I'm joking.
Take two "D"s and call me in the morning."
"'D's?" "Yeah, Deez Nuts.
Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha!"
(laughter)
Guys, I'm sorry. No one should be dying
from a disease that was cured 60 years ago.
It's 2019, and people are dying from measles?
As a society, there are things
we shouldn't die from anymore, okay?
Measles is such a throwback disease.
It's like being hit by a cannonball,
or getting run over by a chariot.
That doesn't happen anymore
if you don't live in Brooklyn, okay?
(laughter)
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