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WELCOME TO "THE LATE SHOW."

I'M STEPHEN COLBERT.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) DONALD TRUMP LOVES TO TRASH TALK

PEOPLE, BUT, STRANGELY, HE HAS NEVER SAID ONE BAD THING ABOUT

VLADIMIR PUTIN.

IN FACT, LAST WEEK, TRUMP CALLED PUTIN TO CONGRATULATE HIM ON

WINNING A SHADY ELECTION IN WHICH HE WAS THE ONLY REAL

CANDIDATE, DESPITE THE FACT THAT HIS ADVISORS GAVE HIM NOTES IN

ALL-CAPITAL LETTERS STATING "DO NOT CONGRATULATE,"

COME ON GUYS, IF YOU WANT HIM TO READ A NOTE, PUT IT ON SOMETHING

HE PAYS ATTENTION TO, LIKE A CHEESEBURGER OR IVANKA.

( LAUGHTER ) THEY JUST REPLACED THE SIGN THAT

SAID DO NOT DATE.

( LAUGHTER ) HE PAYS ATTENTION.

IT'S GOT A HAPPY ENDING!

( LAUGHTER ) SO, UP TILL NOW, HE'S BEEN A

HUGE FAN OF PUTIN.

WELL, YESTERDAY, ALL THAT...

STAYED THE SAME.

BUT THE UNITED STATES DID EXPEL 60 RUSSIANS OVER A U.K. POISON

ATTACK.

60.

NORMALLY, FOR TRUMP TO EXPEL THAT MANY PEOPLE, THEY HAVE TO

BE IN HIS CABINET.

( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )

WE LOVE THE CABINET!

IT'S NOT THEIR FAULT.

ALL THESE RUSSIANS WERE IDENTIFIED AS INTELLIGENCE

AGENTS, AND THEIR EXPULSION HAS LED TO THE CLOSURE OF THE

RUSSIAN CONSULATE IN SEATTLE.

THERE WAS A BUNCH OF RUSSIAN SPIES IN SEATTLE?

HOW HARD WOULD IT BE TO IDENTIFY THEM?

"AM FROM SEATTLE.

I LOVE NIRVANKA!

AND THEIR SONG 'YOU SMELL LIKE A TEENAGER.'"

( LAUGHTER ) THAT'S MY SEATTLE IMPRESSION.

( LAUGHTER ) THERE'S BEEN NO OFFICIAL

RESPONSE YET FROM RUSSIA, BUT THEIR EMBASSY ASKED ON TWITTER:

"WHAT U.S. CONSULATE GENERAL WOULD YOU CLOSE IN RUSSIA, IF IT

WAS UP TO YOU TO DECIDE?

VLADIVOSTOK, EKATERINBURG, OR ST. PETERSBURG."

AND LIKE ALL RUSSIAN VOTES, THE WINNER WAS VLADIMIR PUTIN.

CONGRATULATIONS.

DAMN IT!

DAMN IT!

( APPLAUSE ) ( PIANO RIFF )

THERE'S MORE NEWS ON THE STORMY DANIELS FRONT.

AND THE REST OF HER.

( LAUGHTER ) THE PRESIDENT HAS A BRILLIANT,

NEW DEFENSE.

HE'S TELLING PEOPLE THAT STORMY DANIELS ISN'T HIS TYPE.

( LAUGHTER ) WHAT?

SHE'S A BUXOM BLONDE.

SHE COULDN'T BE MORE HIS TYPE IF SHE WAS A FILET O' FISH WRAPPED

IN A HUNDRED RUBLE BILL.

( APPLAUSE ) AND WHAT KIND OF DEFENSE IS

THAT?

"I WOULD NEVER CHEAT ON MY WIFE... WITH HER!

BUT I LIKE THAT ONE OVER THERE."

"OH, THAT'S IVANKA, DO NOT DATE.

OKAY, GUYS.

DO NOT, EVER.

I WOULD ABSOLUTELY NEVER ."

TRUMP'S BEEN LARGELY SILENT ABOUT THE AFFAIR, BUT,

YESTERDAY, WE GOT A STATEMENT FROM WHITE HOUSE DEPUTY PRESS

SECRETARY AND TODDLER WHO WANTS TO PLAY WITH YOUR KEYS, RAJ

SHAH, WHO TOLD REPORTERS "THE PRESIDENT DOESN'T BELIEVE ANY OF

THE CLAIMS MS. DANIELS MADE IN THE INTERVIEW LAST NIGHT WERE

ACCURATE."

WAIT, WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE "DOESN'T BELIEVE"?

THAT'S A WEIRD WAY TO RESPOND BECAUSE HE'S THE CLAIM HE

DOESN'T BELIEVE.

THAT'S LIKE SAYING "I DIDN'T HAVE SEX WITH HER...THAT I KNOW

OF."

BUT, EVIDENTLY, THE SCANDAL IS STARTING TO AFFECT TRUMP'S

REPUTATION IN WASHINGTON.

>> PEOPLE ARE REFERRING TO HIM HERE IN WASHINGTON BEHIND HIS

BACK BY A NEW NICKNAME.

HE'S FAMOUS FOR GIVING NICKNAMES-- HE'S NOW KNOWN AS

SPANKY, AND, UH, THAT'S NOT A GOOD THING.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: I THINK THAT'S A

WONDERFUL THING.

MAYBE THE BEST NEWS I'VE HEARD ALL DAY.

( LAUGHTER ) BUT, IN ALL SERIOUSNESS, WE

SHOULD SHOW SOME RESPECT -- IT'S PRESIDENT SPANKY.

( LAUGHTER ) AND THIS THING IS STARTING TO

GET UGLY.

AND, ADMITTEDLY, IT STARTED PRETTY UNATTRACTIVE.

BUT LAST NIGHT ON CNN, STORMY'S LAWYER MICHAEL AVENATTI AND

TRUMP'S LAWYER'S LAWYER, DAVID SCHWARTZ WENT AFTER EACH OTHER

LIKE TWO LAWYERS FIGHTING OVER A TV CAMERA.

>> LET'S TALK ABOUT MICHAEL COHEN, WHAT KIND OF MAN THIS IS?

THIS IS A LEGAL GENIUS.

COMPLETELY FALSE.

THE GUY DOESN'T EVEN KNOW THE LAW.

HE'S A THUG.

>> RIGHT, RIGHT.

>> YOUR FRIEND IS A THUG.

>> WELL, THANK YOU.

>> HE'S A THUG.

>> THAT'S A MILLION DOLLARS.

>> NO, THAT'S 3 MILLION.

>> A MILLION DOLLARS.

>> THUG.

THUG.

>> A MILLION DOLLARS.

>> THUG. THUG.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT?

YOU'RE A THUG.

>> THUG, THUG, THUG.

HE'S A THUG.

>> BY THE WAY-- >> HE'S A THUG.

>> STEPHEN: GENTLEMAN, PLEASE, YOU'RE BOTH THUGS.

( LAUGHTER ) I GUESS THEY'RE JUST FOLLOWING

THE LEGAL PRECEDENT AS ESTABLISHED IN THE LANDMARK

CASE "SHUT UP V. NO, YOU SHUT UP."

( LAUGHTER ) I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW HAPPY

ANDERSON COOPER LOOKED THERE.

( LAUGHTER ) IN CONTRAST,

COULD JEFFREY TOOBIN LOOK ANY MORE AWKWARD SITTING BETWEEN

THESE GUYS?

WELL, WE HERE AT "THE LATE SHOW" HAVE ACQUIRED EXCLUSIVE AUDIO OF

JEFFREY'S INTERNAL MONOLOGUE.

>> NO GAL VONNIC SKIN RESPONSE?

>> OH, GOD.

WHEN WILL THIS BE OVER?

I WANT TO GO HOME.

WHY AM I EVEN HERE?

I'M AN AUTHOR FOR GOD'S SAKE.

NOW BOTH SIDES OF MY FACE ARE COVERED IN SPITTLE AND IT SMELLS

LIKE GARLIC AND BRUT COLOGNE.ñrx DAMN YOU, ANDERSON COOPER.ñr

DAMN YOU TO HELL.çóxDÑi >> Stephen: IT WILL BE OVER

For more infomation >> Trump Has A New Nickname In Washington - Duration: 6:33.

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Fact Check: What's the deal with the line-item veto? - Duration: 2:16.

-To prevent the omnibus situation

from ever happening again,

I'm calling on Congress to give me a line-item

veto for all government-spending bills.

-Give me a line-item veto. -Line-item veto.

-If you give me the line-item veto,

I'll remove some of that unnecessary spending.

-Coming up, President Clinton signs the line-item veto bill.

The bill would give the president the power

to cancel items line by line in spending bills

unless Congress overrides the veto by a two-thirds vote.

Currently, the president may veto an entire bill,

but not specific items.

-It gives me great pleasure today to sign

into law the line-item veto.

This is a bipartisan achievement

that has been long sought by presidents.

-But the move was not without vocal opposition.

Just two years later,

the Supreme Court struck down the provision.

-I think -- I think they should give

the president a line-item veto.

-That's been ruled unconstitutional

by the Supreme Court, sir.

-Well, again, Congress could pass a rule, okay,

that allows them to do it.

-No, no, sir. It would be a constitutional amendment.

-Chris, we don't need to get into a debate in terms of --

there's different ways of doing this.

-Have you been able to find a workaround

to that Supreme Court ruling that says it's unconstitutional?

-Well, there are certain things being discussed

with respect to House and Senate rules.

I don't want to get ahead of anything

that we may come out in favor of.

-Experts say that one way of doing it legally would be

to give the president

the power to suggest line-item vetoes to Congress.

In this workaround scenario,

Congress would pass a spending bill,

send it to the president, who would edit the draft

and send it back.

Congress would have to vote on the edits

and then send it back to the White House

for the president to sign.

But that's not really a line-item veto so much

as another round of traditional legislating.

Mnuchin should brush up on his government 101.

He receives four Pinocchios.

For more infomation >> Fact Check: What's the deal with the line-item veto? - Duration: 2:16.

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George Will: The American president is no longer the most powerful person in the world - Duration: 2:17.

The president has been, presumptively, the most powerful man in the world for so long

that Americans might be startled to know that it's not written in the laws of nature.

"Tear down this wall."

Beginning about 1942, the U.S. president became, and ever since has been, the most powerful

man in the world.

I believe that that is no longer the case.

In part because the current president, Mr. Trump, has pulled America back from the alliances,

which made the president so powerful.

The power of the United States militarily rests inevitably, at the end of the day, on

the power economically.

The confidence that other nations have in the stability and steadiness of American leadership

is diminished when the United States goes to arduous lengths to negotiate something

like the Trans-Pacific Partnership, and then, almost on a whim, says, "Nevermind.

Come to think about it, we'll just take a pass on this."

This means that into this vacuum created by the American withdrawal will flow Chinese

power.

So as the power of the United States president is diminished, that of the president of China

increases.

The president of China being, I believe now, the most powerful man in the world.

The one constant in the remarkably shifting set of convictions and pronouncements of this

president has been hostility to free trade.

He has an awfully unsteady and hard-to-follow application of his protectionism.

He announces protectionism, and then he begins to announce carve-outs for certain preferred

nations and preferred industries.

Of course, that's the problem with protectionism, is it doesn't just give rise to crony capitalism,

it is inherently crony capitalism.

It's very hard to make clear what the principle is when the president imposes these, because

he imposes them on friends like Canada, jeopardizes uncertain allies like South Korea, aiming,

we're told, somehow at China.

But it's very hard to follow the principle in this scattershot pattern of president's

protectionist behavior.

For more infomation >> George Will: The American president is no longer the most powerful person in the world - Duration: 2:17.

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3/24/18 3:49 PM (George Washington Bridge, Fort Lee, NJ, USA) - Duration: 0:33.

For more infomation >> 3/24/18 3:49 PM (George Washington Bridge, Fort Lee, NJ, USA) - Duration: 0:33.

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HARDBALL WITH CHRIS MATTHEWS:Washington Post: President Trump wants the military to fund the wall - Duration: 1:09.

For more infomation >> HARDBALL WITH CHRIS MATTHEWS:Washington Post: President Trump wants the military to fund the wall - Duration: 1:09.

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3/24/18 3:50 PM (George Washington Bridge, Fort Lee, NJ, USA) - Duration: 0:32.

For more infomation >> 3/24/18 3:50 PM (George Washington Bridge, Fort Lee, NJ, USA) - Duration: 0:32.

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3/24/18 3:48 PM (George Washington Bridge, Fort Lee, NJ, USA) - Duration: 0:32.

For more infomation >> 3/24/18 3:48 PM (George Washington Bridge, Fort Lee, NJ, USA) - Duration: 0:32.

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3/24/18 3:50 PM (George Washington Bridge, Fort Lee, NJ, USA) - Duration: 0:34.

For more infomation >> 3/24/18 3:50 PM (George Washington Bridge, Fort Lee, NJ, USA) - Duration: 0:34.

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Washington Cricketers vs Incrediblz QFs Summer 2015, WC Batting4 - Duration: 4:41.

To Win : 12 runs from 6 balls.

To Win : 11 runs from 5 balls.

To Win : 5 runs from 4 balls.

To Win : 1 runs from 3 balls.

Washington Cricketers won by 3 wickets