- Who loves orange soda? (whimsical music)
- Black people. (dramatic music)
- What? (upbeat music)
- [Both] What's up, ninjas?
- This is Slice--
- And Rice (laughs).
- February's coming soon so you know
that it's Black History Month. - Valentine's Day.
I really thought you were gonna say that (laughs).
- You see how quick people forget
about Black History Month?
The shortest month out of the entire year.
That's the month that they wanted to give us.
Oh, you wanna celebrate Black History Month?
Oh, y'all can celebrate on the day
that I only got 28 days. (bleep)
A lot of you guys really want Glory to interact
with black culture, so we gotta ease her in there.
- Nah, I'm ready, give me what ya got, give my ya best.
- So this game is called Are You Invited to the Cookout?
Do you know what that means?
- I think it's like,
am I hip with like your like race?
- Yo, why did you say it like that, gosh.
Basically, what it means,
the black community, if we really feel you
and appreciate you, and you feel like one of us,
we invite you to the cookout.
So Glory has to answer five of these questions correctly,
and she's invited to the cookout.
If she gets five wrong-- (buzzer buzzes)
- Then, what? - You ain't invited.
- That's it? - What you mean, that's it?
You lose respect for all my black ninjas out there
that claim that you one of of them.
You gon' lose respect, and if you out there,
you can play with us, alright, let's begin.
We gon' have to start off like where was--
- No.
Really? - (laughs) I didn't even
ask the question, where was the Fresh Prince
born and raised? - In Bel-Air!
Oh wait, Philly, born and raised in South Philadelphia.
South-- - No.
No.
- But I once, or, no.
♪ Oh, this is a story all ♪
♪ About how my life turned upside down and ♪
♪ I came around (laughs) ♪
Born and raised in South Philadelphia.
- South Philadelphia? (whimsical music)
Ninja, I'm sorry, man. (buzzer buzzes)
- (gasps) Wait, wait, give me one more chance.
- Oh, no. - South something, right?
South Phila-- - No, you are all off.
Ninjas, I'm so sorry. - In Bel-Air, Bel-Air.
- What is going on, that was an easy one.
I threw you a bone, I threw you a bone!
- Wait, south-- - Stop, just stop it.
You are hurting, people are cringing right now.
I'm so sorry, I proposed way too early.
(Glory laughs) The correct answer is--
- Give me a hint, give me a hint.
- No, you don't get no hints!
- It won't count anymore, but just give me a hint.
- Philly. - That's what I said.
- Yeah, you did say Philly, but that's, where?
- South Philadelphia. - It's not South Philadelphia.
It's West Philadelphia, born and raised.
- Boy, you know that still counts!
- West and South is not the same.
Look at the compass! - It's still Philly.
- Never eat shredded wheat. - Never eat sour watermelon,
first of all, and-- - Why it gotta be watermelon?
Yo. (Glory laughs)
You failin', she's failin' already.
- Philly counts, come on, I said Philadelphia, right,
almost right away. - You said south.
I'll let the ninjas decide that.
I'll give you a half a point. - Okay, fine.
- Alright, this one is called Finish the Lyric, alright?
- Oh my god.
- I put my hand up on your hip.
- You dip, I, you dip, I.
You dip, I dip, we dip (laughs).
(cheerful music) (hands clap)
- Alright, we good. (Glory cheers)
Wow, that was really good, good job.
- Yeah! - Alright.
So you a half a point in. - No, I'm 1.5.
- Man, we ain't giving you that point, no.
That's wrong, no. - No!
- You didn't get it right. (beep)
The next one, you gotta sing the black version
of Happy Birthday by Stevie Wonder.
- Oh.
♪ Now, I know it makes no sense ♪
(hums)
♪ Happy birthday to ya ♪
♪ Happy birthday to ya ♪
♪ Happy birthday ♪
♪ Happy ♪ (Glory laugh)
♪ Birthday ♪
♪ Happy birthday ♪ - Oh no, no, no.
(Glory laughs) Just no, stop.
Alright, two points. - Yay!
- Alright, the next one is
how
do you
dougie?
(record scratches) - Okay.
You know what, this is not fair.
- Don't talk, teach the ninjas how to dougie.
- Oh okay, I got it. - Alright.
You sing it for me. - I'ma add to it.
- Okay. (Slice beat boxes)
(Glory laughs) (Slice beat boxes)
You have to sing. - Oh my god.
- You sing the lyrics, sing the lyrics.
- [Slice] I'll just bring a beat up.
(upbeat hip hop music)
(both laugh)
- (screams) Oh my god, no!
Wait, hold on. (upbeat hip hop music)
Oh yeah, no, no! (upbeat hip hop music)
My name is young-- - No.
- Come on, no, seriously, you couldn't
do no Chicken Noodle Soup, Nae Nae, or like Stanky Leg?
- No!
That's two right. - You didn't count that one?
- That's two wrong. (buzzer buzzes)
If Teach Me How to Dougie come up,
you ain't goin' up there like--
(upbeat music) (Glory laughs)
It don't work that way, I'm sorry.
(upbeat hip hop music) Just stop.
You look like a zombie.
Alright, so for this next one, this one's very important.
I need you to dap me up.
The proper dap up, alright? - Oh, come on, yo.
- Alright. - You never taught me,
to be fair. - Alright.
So we gonna do a scenario, here I go.
And scene.
Ay, what's up! - Ay!
(Glory laughs) - God dang.
(whimsical music) (loud groans)
Wait, hold up, yo, what the--
- Hold on, I'm gonna do it again, one more time.
- Well, god dang! - One more time, come on.
- [Slice] Alright, here we go.
Hey, yo, what's up? - Hey!
- What's up?
Ouch, you smacked my, yo, let go, what you doin'
with the hand? - Okay, okay.
Oh, bye, see ya. - Wait, hold on, time out.
- No, come on, bye. - Why's your hand
so far back. - Okay, fine.
Bye, see ya. - You gotta be chill.
- Bye, see ya! (Glory laughs)
(upbeat hip hop music)
Later (laughs)! (Slice groans)
I've seen people snap, you can't tell me.
That's an extra bonus point.
- What black person you know that snap their fingers
and go like this. - No, not like this.
But like-- (upbeat music)
- First of all. (whimsical music)
(squeaking) (beep)
Two right, three wrong. - Are you serious?
How do you dap? - Why are you so stiff?
(Glory laughs) When I see my homie,
I'm not like, yo, what's good?
Bam.
No, why are you, why every single,
you don't have to put, you gotta be smooth with it!
Yo, what's up, man? (upbeat music)
Hey. - Please!
It just comes naturally. (dramatic music)
Oh, word, so pointing a gun at me comes naturally?
Yo, I want my baby at the cookout,
but you ain't doing right right now.
Alright, we'll go somewhere a little easy.
Who loves orange soda? (whimsical music)
- Black people. (dramatic music)
- (laughs) What? (Glory laughs)
Man. - Is this a trick question?
- Man, you did not just say that (laughs).
Oh man. (Glory laughs)
No, my baby's not making it to the cookout, man!
- Wait, orange soda, what?
- Who loves orange soda? - Is this a character?
- You can't ask follow-up questions.
- Orange soda. - Who loves orange soda?
(mysterious music)
- Give me a hint. (record scratches)
- You don't give hints! - Just give me a hint.
- You don't get hints, you failed!
You failed when you said black people.
- Just give me a hint. - (laughs) No.
You get the answer, the answer was Kel.
Kel loves orange soda. - Oh, Kenan & Kel, yeah!
- How do you not know-- - I love Kenan & Kel.
- Then, you would've known that Kel loves orange soda.
Babe, you got one foot out the gate.
My family lookin' at you like this.
This is part of the cookout.
So if you don't get this right, then it won't be safe
for you to walk into the cookout, alright?
What's most liable to get you cussed out at the cookout?
Is it, A, messed up the potato salad,
B, you renege during spades,
is it C, you don't bring anything,
or is it D, you walk in and not speak?
- A, you messed up the potato salad.
And I say that with 100 percent confidence.
(sad piano music) (Glory laughs)
- Ninjas, we got a lot of work to do (laughs).
(buzzer buzzes) No!
- What?
- You always speak when you walk in.
- You know that you can't mess up the potato salad mash.
- You know you ain't gon' walk in
in my grandmother's house-- - That's debatable.
'Cause you always told me like, you can't mess up the,
like mashed potatoes something.
- I never said that. - Some potato thing.
- No, whenever you go to a black family function,
you do not walk in there and not say hi
to anybody. - Well, obviously.
But I say hi to everyone when we go to your family things.
Why would I not? - Because you would
get cussed out, that's the answer.
- That's not the reason! - So if you walked
in my grandmother's house and you didn't say,
"Hi, grandma," you give a hug. - That's not like me.
So I don't know otherwise.
You can't ask that, you cannot ask that.
- Yes, I can, and that is what cost you out the gate.
- No! - You outside lookin' in.
- Look, ask me some more.
Fire round. - Ask you some more?
You want fire round?
Give you fire round questions. - Okay.
- If you get them right, you got the bonus.
- Okay. - Alright, this is
for sudden death, she has to get every single one right,
or she does not even get a to-go box.
(dramatic music) (beep)
Some of these questions, I got from other people
answering these questions on YouTube, shout out to them.
I thought they were good questions.
What might momma tell you before going into any store?
Is it, A, don't touch anything,
B, don't ask for nothing,
C, don't look at nothing,
or D-- - All of the above.
That's my final answer.
- Don't touch nothing, don't ask nothing,
don't look at nothing, okay?
Glory makes it to the next round of sudden death.
Alright. (kids cheer)
This one right here might knock you out.
(Glory laughs) Actually, I'll give you
a choice, do you wanna dance? - Dance!
- Okay. - Just turn on the beat,
and I'll know it. - This dance here
is universal, you gotta two-step.
(record scratches) - Two, two-step?
- Yeah, a two-step. - Can I do it my own way?
- Ain't no your own way, you gotta two-step.
Go ahead and two-step. (upbeat music)
- A two-step, a two-step!
Get jiggy with it, get jiggy with it!
Ay!
A two-step (laughs), two-step.
(hands clap) (buzzer buzzes)
(crickets chirp)
- Two-step. (upbeat music)
- That's what I did! - No, you did the same side.
(grunts) (Glory laughs)
Since you picked dance, we need you to do
the Harlem Shake. (whimsical music)
(upbeat music) - Oh heck no!
You are fired.
No, I can't believe it, man.
No, she did not just come on--
- Oh! (whimsical music)
- What is that?
What are you, a piece of paper blowin' in the wind?
What is that? (Glory whines)
Oh my god.
Ay. (upbeat music)
Bam!
Bam!
- Ow! (both laugh)
- Even my Harlem Shake ain't even that--
(whimsical music)
(Slice clears throat) (beep)
The last one.
You ain't gon' get this. - Whatever, I will.
- You know what, if you magically get this one.
This is the hardest of the hardest questions.
If you get this one, you may get in,
but everybody side-eyin' you. (Glory laughs)
After you stop and drop, what should you do next?
Is it, A, roll, B, put your hands up,
C, shut 'em down open up shop, or is it, D,
hand over your license and registration?
(whimsical music) - Hand over your license
and registration (laughs). (Slice laughs)
(whimsical music) (buzzer buzzes)
Stop, drop, and roll, obvious, it's too obvious.
(record scratches) - Are you bein' serious?
(sad piano music) (Slice sobs)
- Oh drop and shop. (dramatic music)
- Just.
(Glory laughs) Shh.
- What was it? - Ninjas.
- What was it? - It's shut 'em down,
open up shop. - Shut 'em down, open up.
- Open up what? - You put your hands
in the air. (dramatic music)
- I'm cringin' so bad, man.
Know what? - Just ask me like one more.
- No, I asked you so many, and you failed all of 'em!
I helped you, I helped you, I gave you extra bonus rounds,
and you made a fool, this ain't just about you.
It's about me too.
We 'bout to walk down the aisle, and if they stop and drop,
you don't know that they about open the shop.
Ain't no mashed potatoes.
Ain't no mac 'n cheese. (sad piano music)
You ain't get no biscuits. (Glory laughs)
But how many of you guys earned your black card?
'Cause she didn't, we got a long way to go before February.
- Well, we got a long way to go with you.
We're learning each other's cultures.
(bell dings)
- February, ninjas, you already know what it's about.
We gotta help Glory make it to the cookout,
and I'ma need your help,
so let us know what we can do to help this one
just understand it, man.
She gotta be apart of the culture somehow.
South Philadelphia? (Glory laughs)
Oh my gosh, man, yo, I got the slice.
(both sob)
- Don't hate me, ninjas!
(upbeat music)
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