We're back with Alec Baldwin and his wife, Hillaria.
And before we play the game, so he says
you really want another baby.
You want another girl?
Yes.
OK, what happens if you don't have a girl?
Got to keep on trying, Ellen.
Are you serious?
I'm serious.
Well, look.
Please.
And then later on, he comes to me, and he's like,
do you want to have another baby with me?
Don't believe him.
Yeah.
No.
Well, Carmen said to me--
when I told Carmen, our five-year-old--
everything revolves around her--
that I was pregnant with another boy,
she said, Mommy, how about you have another girl,
then you can have another boy?
And I said it doesn't work that way.
Yes, Carmen.
She asks me all the time when she's going to have her sister.
She has a friend who turned to her the other day and goes,
you have to have an even number.
If we have another girl, then we have
to have another one after that.
Complicated.
No, you don't have to do that at all.
All right, all right.
Let's play a game.
OK, we made this up.
It's called "Heart to Heart, Cheek to Cheek."
(SINGING) Love, love, love, love, love, love.
All right.
All right, isn't that wonderful?
All right, you'll stand back to back right here on that--
yes.
OK.
And I am going to-- those are the cheeks we're talking about
right there.
I'll ask you a question, like who can do a better push up?
And you'll hold it up so that we can see, towards the audience,
all right?
Don't.
All right.
You better be honest, OK.
Yeah, you have to be honest or else--
or else.
Pfft.
Who made the first move?
All right, that's agreeable.
Yes.
[BELL DINGS]
Did you want him to make the first move?
Yes?
Did I want him to make the first move?
You know what?
Yeah, maybe.
Maybe.
I was confused.
I thought maybe he wanted, like, a yoga class, a yoga teacher.
Right.
He kind of did.
He kind of did.
No, I wanted to have six children in six years.
That's what I wanted.
Who won the last argument the two of you had?
That's disagreeable.
So you say you did.
He says he did.
How about who has won every single argument?
No, who won the last-- oh.
[BELL DINGS]
But he won the last one.
I've won all of them.
But he said he won it last time.
And then-- and then--
I was joking, Ellen.
I was joking.
All right.
This is his fantasy right now.
All right.
Who's more likely to leave a mess around the house?
What's the question again?
Who's a mess?
Who's more likely to leave a mess around the house?
Pfft.
We are really neat.
No, that's not true.
That's not true.
Alec thinks that if it's his, it's not a mess.
So he's like-- he's a hoarder.
He has lots and lots of stuff.
Like what?
What does he hoard?
What do you hoard?
When I married you--
Jackets.
--I knew you were younger than me.
Paper clips.
I didn't realize you were a teenager.
No, that's not true.
He says that.
You're going to suffer later, by the way.
All right, who loves this photo more?
Probably.
There's your good photo.
He was very hairy, you know?
He doesn't have the hair anymore?
No, he does.
It just isn't as dark.
Good night, everybody!
All right.
You have four kids, so things seem
to be going well in that department.
Who's usually in the mood more?
Oh.
That's one thing we can agree on, right?
Yeah.
Well, that's why-- what's happening.
All right.
Who's a better driver?
Pfft.
No joke.
Wait, did you say yourself?
Yes.
You guys all know that that's not true.
How would we know that?
Well, she humiliates me in front of our children all the time.
We'll get in the car, I'm like, can I drive?
She's like, no.
He's a distracted driver.
That's not good.
Next question, Ellen.
[INAUDIBLE]
All right, last question.
In general, who is more high maintenance?
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God [BLEEP]!
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