Hiya Q Squad and welcome back to a new Toight Adventure. Today my mom is about
to pick us up and take us to my parents house because we're gonna do a bunch of
stuff there. [Edith ] There's so many cute things from Q's childhood that we got to show you.
[Q] I don't know about cute things but there's a lot of funny things
that you're gonna check out get a glimpse at what made me the weird crazy
person that I am so y'all should definitely come with us. Before we get
started though make sure you hit like on this video and subscribe if you haven't
already, and let's just go! Come on Lets go! Come on knubby! Get in there
Alright Knubby oh Knubby doesn't want to go!
Hi Knubby!
Hello Mom!
[Q] As soon as Knubby came in he poops right on the carpet, and my mom had to clean it up!
[Q] That's a bad boy! Thats a bad boy you little poop stain!
[Edith] Can we talk about how comfortable this seat is? It's just the best thing in the whole entire world.
[Q] It is pretty comfortable.
You would never think it's as comfortable as it is. Knubby wants to try. [Edith] I could sit here for ah no Knubby
Oh that's a good boy.
[Q] wait he's got poop on his butt! [Edith] *sucks her teeth* why you gotta say that!
[Edith] this photo is actually my favorite photo of him. [Q] That was one year after i started
playing guitar. I don't like that picture that much. [Edith] I love that picture look at that.
[Q] You know what pictures is great? Is look at that haircut! Look at that haircut! It wouldn't
move like I would like swing my hair around and it just would not move we started
[Q] You wanna see me when i started thinking i was cool?
[Edith] When you started thinking you were cool? [Q] yeah which I've never actually become! That's when I
started thinking I was cool! [Edith] Really? oh you mean this one? yeah do you definitely
[Q] I thought i was pretty cool then. [Edith] Look at that
I think Jimin would make that face, Jimin or Namjoonie
[Q] That's my brother. I have a brother!
yeah you guys didn't know that huh you guys haven't seen that and he's a doctor
I will definitely introduce him to you guys soon though.
[Q] Ohmygawd! Look Look *Sucks teeth* look at the thinks Knubby is doing here!
[Q] So gross! [Edith] just close the door!
[Q] What is this?
These are so fake. Alright I get these are fake grapes, these kind of pass for grapes,
this does not look like a real banana! [Edith] What do you mean? [Q] oh it's wood, it's not even, this is like a
really rotten banana. Are these grapes? [Mom] yes!
[Q] Yeah? [Mom] YES!!
[Q] These are not grapes. this is an apple? [Mom] Rotten apple! [Q] A rotten apple!
Isn't the point of having
fake fruit so that they're supposed to look nice and be nicely on display the
[Mom] The purpose of it is, is like fresh one as.. Fresh like fresh.
Rotten just like rotten. The way it is, that's what it is!
[Q] We beeing real in this house! it's all about being real in 2018!
[Q] This piano is extremely dirty and old and not tuned! *plays majestically nonetheless*
I haven't played in years. So Im sorry [Edith] Still sounds great!
BAEPSAE!
you guys know what song that is? [Edith] We know what song that is. [Q] I don't!
One thing you guys need to know about me, is, I am basically a hoarder! I've kept
every little piece of paper like everything throughout my entire life and
I just store it at my parents home and it drives my mom crazy and it's getting
worse and worse like I'm going to be one of those people on that TV show.
It's gonna happen. [Edith] it's not gonna happen! [Q] My mom's been asking me to basically
just come to the house and organize stuff. Which I'm not gonna do now but at
some point I will.
[Q] Knubby is already down here! Look at this naughty runt! [Edith] OHMYGAWD.
[Mom] Let me open the light.
[Q] Another thing you guys don't know about me is by
my alter ego Alan Park! For three years
of my life I was Alan Park when I lived in Kansas! So I wrote this poem is seven
second grade and they published it in some magazine cuz they thought it was so
good. Let me read it to you, "autumn come down come down leaves fall down let the
colorful leaves fall down let everyone dive in your beautiful leaves twisting
and jumping and turning around but just one thing I want you to do just please
fall down." Not bad for a second grader huh! [Mom] Nice. Very nice. [Q] Thank you!
I hate these pictures. [Edith] no no! Open
that up again! Look at that! oh my gawd! [Q] i hate these pictures. [Edith] Sexiest man alive!
[Q] Knubby!! KNUBBY! Knubby! GIVE ME MY HAT!
Ahh let him have it !
[Edith] What is that?
[Q] This is a story for another day but I tried out for SM Entertainment. Years ago.
They wanted me to like put together a package and stuff like that.
I have a demo tape of all my stuff. When i was trying to a Kpop star. For real!
[Q singing & rapping in Korean and doing other questionable things ]
[Q] Here are some photos that i got taken
during that time. [Edith] Whoa! You just got us demonetized!
[Mom] You did it without letting me know? I didn't know that....
[Q] Yup you didn't know about it. [Edith] Q Squad is not ready for this! [Q] Qsquad
is definitely not ready!
[Edith] Look at all of this.
[Q] So that's me. My dad recently organized it was all over the place.
You want to see more of my uhh
here's another pair of jeans! That I used to rock! yeah! Here's another one!
Boom! [Edith] it looks like you have one of those I lost 500 pounds story I was 500 pounds story.
[Q] I was 500 pounds. Then i went on a jenny craig diet. You guys can lose 500 pounds too!
[Edith] You keep on looking at them. It's kind of like you want to wear them. [Q] It just so crazy . NO
will not wear these ever again! [Edith] Can you please try them on? [Q] Never
[Mom] What are you doing?
[Q] Who is this?!
[Mom] Like this? [Q] Yeah
[Mom] Bangtan Sonyeondan? [Q] Yeah! That's bangtan. That's Bangtan Sonyeondan!
[Q] As a kid, I was kind of a wild kid. Was I a wild kid? [Mom] oh yeah! Wild? CRAZY!
[Q] So yeah I have a lot of
like videotapes. I liked to videotape myself when I was like younger of me
doing a lot of crazy things and like singing to music and dancing
[Q] You want to see some of my recent YouTube videos?
[Mom] *very hesitant* sure
[Q] Mom reacts!
[Mom] Is it okey?
[Mom] My goodness!
[Q] My goodness..?!
[Mom] Young-Q your so courageous
oh wow
[Mom] Where's the music when you're doing it? [Q] Sometimes I have the music and
sometimes I'll just like imagine it. Or I have the headphones.
[Mom] Oh Young-Q
[Mom] How do older people react?
[Q] They think I'm crazy!
[Mom] What is this? I mean like is it like
[Q] what is this? What do you mean what is this?
[Mom] What do you call this? [Q] I don't know
it's a new uh [Mom] New... Sort of like, before you you know in our generation we had like a performance art
[Q] I don't think it's performance art. [Mom] But yours is not, of course not it's like uh
[Q] Its uhh... [Mom] it's not art
it's like a performance. [Q] It's a performance, yeah. [Mom] yeah. [Q] I guess I don't
know what did you think? [Mom] I think it's a lot. I mean makes me laugh! Maybe that's the purpose
[Q] yeah that's all that I want. It's to make people laugh
[Mom] Just be happy and laugh, that's the purpose? [Q] Yeah, just you know bringing some joy to people if you
know. Keep things light. [Mom] I mean it's not my kind of art, but I'm surprised that you
can do it like in public. Even if somebody give me a million dollars I wouldn't.
I wouldn't be able to do it. [Q] For a million dollars you wouldn't do it?!
[Mom] ummm Probably not.
It's not new you've been doing that all the time. Since you were little.
I let a stickbomb off in someone's math class, and the teacher was so mad she locked everybody
in the room and she wouldn't let anyone out until they confessed who it was. And
so everyone's, and she said if I find out who it is before he comes and confesses
to me then um like he's gonna get suspended and all these things and so I
went and I confessed you know I was like aha
I did the stink bomb. And she made me get some notes signed by my parents. They had
to bring in a company to get it professionally aired out the entire
basement of the building and smells so bad! [Mom] By doing this if you can make a living
than I won't object. It's good. [Q] We good Q Squad! We good!
thank you for
watching my video! [Mom] Maybe I'll watch another one like next month. [Q] next month?
after you've recovered? [Mom] yeah [Q] alright she's gonna need one month to recover
from this one, you heard it!
Alright we're about to go eat because everyone's
hungry especially Edith. She's about to tear someone's head off! [Edith] No I'm not!
[Q] Before we eat though, let's take a selfie to remember this moment by!
[Mom] Embarrassing ! So embarrassing! .
[Q] I'm sitting with two very embarrassed people here. [Edith] I still can't get used to it.
[Mom] Embarrassing. EMBARRASSING!
Alright, It is time to leave the Pho place and maybe go to the grocery store?
yeah we need to pick up some stuff from grocery. So off we go
[Q] You okay? Did you see my bag, [Mom] I'm not okey. [Q] is that my bag!
[Mom] Much more embarrassing than I, than I thought I
mean. [Q] Yeah? Is this worse than when I was a child? [Mom] Much worse! [Q] It's not getting better!
[Mom] I don't think I will tell people "that's my son."
I mean though the video, the final product product looks fun and it's good
But in actuality, seeing [Q] In real [Mom] That was like horrible!
And that is it for today's video! Thank you guys for coming with us
I had a good time, Edith had a good time, my mom not so much
[Mom] I had fun but it was embarrassing, definitely!
[Q] haha okey.
make sure you guys like this video, subscribe if you haven't already, turn
on post notifications, comment down below what you guys thought! If you felt sorry
for my mom or you enjoyed watching her cringe?! Yeah till next time adios churritos
[Edith] Adios churritos!
[Q] Love you guys
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