Welcome aboard the
Moe Train,
Masters
Guys
Fuckers
I don't have an official intro
I'm that unprofessional
It's fine (x1)
But, today, we're gonna
Photoshop some random pictures
and then we're gonna tweet it to Subway
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Hopefully they'll promote me
but I really fricking doubt it
We're going to do a picture with
Kanna, the Amazing Loli Dragon
Technically, she's
like
what?
over three hundred years old?
So maybe she's not really a loli
We're not going to get into a debate with that
We're gonna put in
a Subway sandwich
For
uh
subliminal messages
Gotta remove the white background there
Gotta
put it in directly here
Actually, this might be way too big for her
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No, I
I
I'm sure it's fine (x2)
OK
Now we gotta remove that
butterfly
That's pretty good enough
We'll put this
We're gonna do a mask
And now we have to select her hand
And then we just gotta delete it
That kinda looks bad, but
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It's fine (x3)
Now we need some mayonnaise
Mai-yo-naise?
How the heck do you pronounce that?
I don't think I ever figured it out
Look, we're going
mayonnaise
shopping
OK?
I want
Ooh
Oh, yeah
Mayonnaise splash!
Here
Oh, it didn't even save the background
OK
We'll just have to do this the hard way
It's fine (x4)
Life is hard anyway
Like, what else is new?
We'll just remove all this crap
Remove the
"Yellow Images 360"
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Please don't sue me
Maybe you should
like
ahh
oh
like
put it on her face
I think that's fine (x5)
Kinda like this
Maybe
Hm
Hmhm
Hmhmhm...
We'll
like
select the sandwich
Select
i
it
This should be good enough
There ya go
Oh, god
This looks really bad
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Color this white
Well, maybe it should be completely
No
We'll
We'll leave some texture in, you guys
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Oh, god
What am I doing?
I can hear the FBI, guys
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It's fine (x6)
Look, it's fine (x7)
I'm sure they approve
Maybe we should give it some opacity
Nah, we want it
Le
Let's give it some outer glow, you guys
Aw, gee whiz
My mom would be proud of what I'm doing
Maybe some drop shadow?
Nah, the drop shadow's
looks stupid
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This is stupid
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Here you can make it
blood
She bit this
too hard into it
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OK
You know what?
Let's remove the background
I'm gonna duplicate this layer
so I don't
like
you know
fuck it up
Correct this
OK
That's good enough
Might as well save this
so I don't lose it
Call it
umm
"My Sinful Masterpiece"
Now
back to
PNG shopping
All right
Now we need
a bedroom
background
Technically, the best place to look for bedrooms and, like, images is
Pixabay
'cause of the copyright issues
but we'll just do this the cheap way for now
OK?
I'm sorry
Let's see
What is a
Oh, this one looks pretty nice
Hmm
Wait
Wait wait
I know
I know I know
Japan
Oh, crap
No
Japan
love hotel
(」゜ロ゜)」
Oh, look
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Shit
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Oh, what the heck is this?
That is really fricking fancy
Whoa!
No!
No
Delete
Oh, it's just a person
But, no, we can't show that
Censor the crap out of it
It's fine (x8)
Maybe we should have a ramen background?
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Why in the heck is there a car here?
How the heck did you get a car in there?
It's fine (x9)
It's fine (x10)
Whoa
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I'm sorry
This is actually really interesting
I feel pretty bad for Hello Kitty, though
Oh, this is really pretty
You even have a school setting with only
Oh, I see
You're gonna get some tutoring done
Maybe some
extra credit
2
2 Sweet
2 Sweet Ass!
Oh, gee whiz
Actually, no
The Hello Kitty Love Hotel
Yes
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I don't even know who that person is
You can do it in the restroom
That's a bit too much for me, in my opinion
You can have some cosplay
Er, what the frick
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Let's just do it with this
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All right
Now that we have that set up
We're gonna make it a background
Maybe give it some light blur
Let's flip the image, so Hello Kitty is on the left side
There ya go
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It has to be the main feature, OK?
There
That's way
better
You know what?
I think we should add some
bokeh
as well
Bokeh PNG
Hmm
That looks pretty good
Pngtree is a pretty good site, actually
I really like the site
Put the bokeh on it
We'll put it behind
Dragon Loli Kanna
Oh
I see a bit of thing there
But that's actually probably my fault
There ya go
Screen the bokeh
Bouquet?
Bukkake?
I dunno
There you go
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It looks really colorful
That's for fricking sure
You know, I think we should have some
light blur
Let's see
How much do I want to blur this?
I still want to notice Hello Kitty right there
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Yeah, this is good enough
We'll move her a bit to the right
Don't forget the mayo
That's important
We're gonna look for a
umm
video recorder overlay
This one's pretty good
Oh, god
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It's really fricking lewd
That's what it is
Oh, man
Mom, are you proud of me?
I hope you are
Maybe we should add some comic lines
You know
Give it that
big pop
Comic book lines overlay
or PNG, it doesn't really matter
This one's pretty good
It's from YouTube
Oh
No
Don't want to play that
Don't want copyright
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Yeah, that looks good you guys
We'll
We'll, like, focus on her face
Or, technically, the
uh
the Subway sandwich
There
And then, for the finishing touch
Aw, man, we're gonna give that exposure
Aw, man, that's hot
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Maybe make it blurry?
Ah, that makes it kind of dream-like
you know?
This is all a dream
A very lewd dream
mind you
Give it that vibrance
Why the heck is that thing there!?
I thought I fixed it!
Maybe we should give it some outer glow
What do you guys think?
You know
let's give Kanna some stroke
Don't stroke her though
That's
uhh
that's against...
Well
I mean, technically, she's legal
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Look, we're not getting into that debate, OK?
Don't
Don't pull me in there
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Give it some outer glow
Aw, man
Gee whiz
OK
Now we can look at the
uhh
camera filter
Expose it!
Kanna Exposed
Maybe I should put my
uh
signature on it
We got my "Moe" here
I'll just put it here at the
uhh
Well, technically, I should put my
my
Twitter thing
my Twitter handle
We'll put
@vtuber_moe
with a question mark
For
For some reason, it doesn't like special characters
I don't know why
Well, it's fine (x11)
We'll just do the special characters on our own
All right
Ahh
Ta-dah!
It's poi-fect
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What the fuck did I create?
Oh, my god
I'm going to jail
Well
Lemme save it
Call it "Kanna"
And then we're gonna upload it on
Twitter
I hope I don't go to jail for this
I mean, I shouldn't go to jail, you know
It's fine (x12)
Here
There ya go
It looks poi-fect
It looks really dumb
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Oh, no!
I messed up!
Oh, no
Her hand
I just realized
I thought I fixed that
What the heck, you guys?
Look, my OCD is just really bad, OK?
There!
That looks much better
Her hand is kind of off-color
but you know what?
Eh
It's fine (x13)
It's
It's dai
It's daijou
It's daijoubu
It's daijoubu (x14?)
OK
Here
we'll
uhh
tweet it at them
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That's so lame
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Feel
free
to sponsor me
Love your sandwiches
* heart *
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Gonna get banned from them
There
Here, I spelled "sandwiches" wrong for some reason
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Oh, my god, I'm gonna get banned
Well, you know what?
We'll even tweet @ them
There
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Oh, my god
That is really pretty, though, I have to admit
I like the vibrance
OK
And then we'll tweet it
There ya go
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This is horrible
Oh, my god
I'm going to jail
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Look!
It's there!
My masterpiece!
Ta-dah!
Voilà!
Yo!
All right
Well, that is it for my
Photoshop skillz
Hopefully, you enjoyed it
Hopefully, I won't go to jail
I really hope I don't go to jail
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But, anyway
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Buh-bye!
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